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seerofdoom:

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

Suddenly she seems a lot more interesting.

cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

Posted 1 day ago With 34,701 notes

  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

Posted 1 day ago With 157,267 notes

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

skullinski:

image

this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

image

Posted 1 day ago With 146,010 notes

952

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

Posted 1 day ago With 515,915 notes

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astronomized:

artemis is my best friend

undeadglam:

i feel like i just saw a bridge between universes open up

source

fuckyeah1990s:

theres this site where you can pay people to do stuff for you, and I paid this guy $20 to do a 1 min rap about my blog, I need to increase my web traffic with a hiphop rap song, guys.